Devido à falta de tempo e inspiração para escrever um post de jeito, deixo-vos com a Carlota Martins e uma canção que já ganhou estatuto de culto:

I don’t think I like rejection of my little girl affections
It’s not dope
I’ve been crawling on the walls just hoping you will call while I’ve got hair and teeth
It’s not that I don’t have a life
Maybe it’s sad
I’m sort of glad that

I’m normal please date me
I won’t call you half as much as you call me
I’m normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don’t run away cause baby I’m your dream

I have got a lot of hobbies
Some of which include phone calls that hang up quick
Click
I was somewhat immature
You won’t believe how getting dumped makes girls grow up
All girls that say they don’t obsess
Are full of shit and such a mess but

I’m normal please date me
I won’t call you half as much as you call me
I’m normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Don’t run away cause baby I’m your…

There is no restraining order that will separate our love that’s ever true
Even if I can’t convince you my probation officer is kind of cute

I’m normal please date me
I won’t call you half as much as you call me
I’m normal please date me
I have only stalked a couple guys but they were not about surprises
Or drive-by’s
Or bushes
Don’t run away cause baby I’m your dream

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Posted by:M

10 thoughts on “i’m normal, please date me

  1. Esqueceste-te da vez em que ela acrescenta: “Not to be confused with I’m pregnant please kill me, I’m stupid please hit me, I’m a bleach blonde… please date me. I have only stalked a couple guys, I’ve only loved a million guys, I’ve only screwed – I’m not telling you how many people I’ve slept with!!! – don’t run away ’cause baby I’m your dream” 😉

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  2. Isto não tem nada a ver mas vou aproveitar a exposição “blogueira” para vos pedir um favor: em tempo de seca, tudo o que possamos fazer pela água e pelo bom uso que dela façam os povos é pouco. Dêem um saltinho à página da Aquaplastics e façam um clique por dia para ajudar à distribuição correcta de água em África. De caminho, testem os vossos conhecimentos sobre o uso da água e ganhem mais uns cêntimos extra para a causa.J.

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  3. Sim, eu sei, mas baseei-me noutra actuação. Já agora, para complementar:”And to my mother, in case she hears this: I’m still a virgin. I AM still a virgin.”

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  4. deixa lá… eu só descobri a Charlotte porque tenho amigas muito alternativas como a Sónia, que me apresentam a personagens obscuras do meio musical 😛

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  5. adorei! a charlotte é fixe, já andei a cuscá-la. M, mana querida, adorei o meu presente!!! Um obrigada também já agora à amiga sónia/alternativa 🙂

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  6. No meio disto tudo esqueci-me: J., tenho ido à página da Aquaplastics clicar e fazer o teste (dá para clicar mais do que uma vez no mesmo dia :D). Quando as causas são nobres, a Marta ajuda ;).

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